The Haunted House

Sometime in late 2011, I had this dream that I was in one of those fake haunted houses. All the scenes in the haunted house were the stereotypical stuff, chainsaw guy, evil clown, guy chained to a wall....but they were all Draculas.

The classic line at the end of my dream inspired the name for my upcoming Dracula anthology. Here's the most accurate retelling of my dream from what I can remember....

Now that my anthology project "Too Many God Damn Draculas" is wrapping up, I'm pleased to announce I've overcome 2 years of writers block and am working on "The Wizard #2". I'm really excited about the project and you should see stuff from it posted here over the next few months. Hooray!